what the HECK do i dream about

if ever any dream analysts come across this blogpost i hope they’d be able to tell me what IN THE WORLD my subconscious decides to do when i fall asleep.

- dream starts

- It starts with me in a one storied sepia painted house with white couches and wooden bookshelves a cross between countryside and modern home. (This kind of looks like a celebrity house from 73 questions)

- There’s a knock on the door and when I open it a lot of celebrities come through the door, the cast of Brooklyn 99, Amy Adams ( for some reason) and Natalie Portman (I also get to hug every single celebrity in the room)

- When Natalie Portman sits down in an armchair that is very close to the bookshelf, I realize she’s wearing a Cinderella dress and that there is at least a centimeter between the bookshelf and the arm chair. Magically, she falls through that gap.

- Cut to me standing on top of a cliff by the ocean, I’m looking up at the blue sky when I realize it opens up, a circular black hole in the sky appears and Natalie Portman falls out still wearing the same dress (the hole closes after she falls)

- Cut to underwater view, I can see Natalie Portman falling into the water and swimming. Suddenly at least 20 other women are falling from the sky into the water in a similar way that Natalie Portman did.

- Cut to walking into a normal movie theater and realizing that all of the seats are 4D seats and they kind of look like circular individual clams.

- When I sit down I notice a couple of people from school from far, and I can only see two that I really recognise

- When I get comfortable and I look at the blank big movie screen, I suddenly feel the back of my chair pushing down on me, and then even the bottom part/leg rest was closing in upwards on me, almost trying to sand which and compress me between the two parts.

- Cut to me walking down a long brown carpeted corridor with dim light. I’m walking down the hallway with a pair of riding chaps, but when I try to put one on, it turns out that it’s just a piece of long fabric. The chaps disappear

- I’m still walking down the hallway but now I’m holding a pair of shoes and a backpack. I keep walking and walking until I realize I no longer have the shoes and bag. I turnaround to find them so I keep walking and walking until I find them again and I pick them up.

- I continue walking and realize I no longer had them again. I abandon the premise of trying to find them so I kept walking straight.

- I walk into this room filled with rows and rows of gray long lockers. I just keep walking and walking but the lockers never stop.

- Dream ends.